“You’re just a thief, a pickpocket, a grifter…a survivor.”
I just realized while watching this last night that he has loved her since the very first time they met (even though their Perfect first date was all a sham), he has loved her since that very first date they had but I don’t think they have ever told each other that they love each other. They just know. They love each other so fucking much, but I can’t remember if they ever actually say it.
“I know. You never give up.”
THIS COMES OFF HULU IN 7 days! So I started it for the 3rd time last night! Amazing fucking show & you can’t watch it anywhere else. Please go watch it!! I think it’s on Hulu in US only though!
Missing Henry! 😭
Paul said I can’t get him tonight because he keeps growling and barking at him when he comes near us or walks in the room & says hi to him after work. He only wants to be with me and he’s literally been getting feral around Paul but once Paul gets in bed with his Henry will snuggle up with him and rub his face in his hand or lick his hand and sometimes late at night he will go snuggle up with him but that’s only after he’s been with me for like 8+ hours. Paul said if he can’t be nice to him then he needs a break from coming over. He wants me to get him tomorrow instead of tonight 🤨
LMAOOOOO
She likes to go outside and scream that karmas a bitch well I hope she enjoys her karma when the sheriff and U-HAUL show up after her door is locked 🔐 she won’t shut the fuck up, ever. I also heard her telling the owner of the house multiple times today “IM NOT LEAVING. IM NOT LEAVING!!!!! IM NOT LEAVING!!!!!” She actually said that at least 7 times today that I heard, and threw multiple tantrums. I changed my last wifi name from shut the fuck up to “control your semen demons” my next one is going to be adios puta!!
I’m so wasted and I’m 30 Jesus Christ
All I want is a happy birthday from the “previous” love
Of
My
Life
This is literally my current keychain now. Ben bought it for me a little over a year ago. I smashed my key fob in the car door, the mechanic who did my breaks (not my usual mechanic, but he’s my regular stereo/remote start guy) lost my fucking puffball and denied knowing anything about. Handle is literally dirty and hanging by a thread. Would love a new pink one!!!
Just sent this to Ben hoping he’ll buy it for me. He forgot he got me the last one lol. I told him I need a new one. This is sooooo cute!!
Everybody needs to go tell @xjessssssicaxoxo happy fucking birthday right Fucking now.
WORK FLOW
[I was sitting in an awkward angle in the chair] I promise there is nothing wrong with my boobs.
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